I am willing to fill out a 50 page application form

And straight gets the date?

If they were not all heartbreakers!

At least 6-8 months

Even if all you cook is two minute noodles

Sunday Freak Out

I hope so, I want to boogie with you some more!

Even though all we eat is toasted cheese sandwiches

Can I tickle your fancy?

I don't use it to clean the grout - promise!

What exactly is second base?

I'm a prim and proper girl

Plant a wet one on me!

You can be Chakotay and I'll be Seven of Nine

Oh no, who is number two?

Help us!

Gareth and I need you help with our new Valentine's Day Cards. We have created a survey to find out what you think of the cards. The survey should take between 5-10 minutes to finish and will help Gareth and I develop Able and Game.


If you do the survey before Thursday 20th of November you can go into the running to win:
- a felt lady badge
- An original drawing for one of the cards
- A screenprinted pouch


To go in the running you need to fill in your email at the end of the survey. The email wont be used for promotional purposes, it will just be used to find a winner then destroyed.


To start the survey click here.

And I'm too shy to tell you!

I just want to download your love

And you're all mine!

Osso Bucco is my speciality

And I'm totally sweet on you

Tick tock tick tock!

To be honest, I can do better!

I'm concerned that you're able to communicate with birds!

I hope you still have one on me!

Ugh, I can't stand Rupert Holmes either!

Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine

Just don't run off with Phil

Oh, That's Right, You're Still Just In My Dreams

Commitment is my Middle Name

But I'm Still Going To Act Aloof

And It Isn't Just Because You're Making Me Breakfast In Bed

Get Me Some Antacids Stat!

I'm Praying Daily For Your Love

Just Give Me Half an Hour to Organise the Ring

Hopefully You Don't Have Any Allergies

You noticed my guns?