We had a bunch of requests over the years for cards to give someone when you want them to be your bridesmaid. Ugly dresses is one thing that sticks in my mind when I think of bridesmaids and my memory always goes back to a wedding I saw in the early '90s featuring bottle green taffeta with big giant sleeves. A quick google search yields some humorous results and I even found a pinterest album dedicated to them.
If you're getting married and want to give this card to your possible bridesmaids you can buy it on Etsy, along with lovely bridesmaid dresses.
